Wednesday, January 21, 2015

Food Advice

A. Always order by pictures
B. Be mindful of your calorie intake
C. Choose your meal wisely
D. Decide with your stomach
E. Eat all you can eat
F.  Fill up with rolls first
G. Go to a known restaurant 
H. Hair should not be in your food. I'd take it back if there is.
I. Ingest slowly 
J. Jello is nasty
K. Kick your friend under the table
L.  Lemon should be on the side it taste like old ladies
M. Mac and cheese is the same everywhere
N. No tomato
O. Onion breathe is not attractive
P. Pickles or no pickles ?
Q. Quesadillas are good
R. Rock, paper, scissors, if you can't decide
S. Squeeze ketchup on bland food
T. Taste before your waiter leaves
U. Undercooked meat is not okay
V. Vegetables are good for your brain
W. Water is free
X. Xylophones make great 
Y. Yogurt is nasty
Z. Zucchini is better baked


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